List of Five Simple Things

5 things I plan to do before I die:

1. Obtain my goal weight

2. Maintain my goal weight

3. Visit all 50 states

4. Live as well as I can

5. Be financially secure

5 things I can do:

1. Curl my tongue.

2. Run 2 minutes at 5 MPH

3. Realize weight loss

4. Tell the truth

5. ohhhhhhhhh, embellish the truth

(just because I can tell the truth, doesn't mean that I can't embellish it)

5 things I cannot do:

1. Naps

2. Math - I am a math atheist

3. Full marathon (who wants to?)

4. Murder

5. Wear spiky high heels

5 Things that attract me to other people:

1. Honesty

2. Kindness

3. Intelligence

4. Playfulness

5. Honesty

5 things I say most often:

1. Whatever (boy, does this piss the husband off)

2. Nicht wahr (basically, it's whatever in German)

3. Nein!

4. Shit!

5. Fuck!

5 people I want to do this next:

1. Brett

2. Paul

3. Bbarb

4. Joan

5. Kris