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I was born and raised in Detroit, Michigan. I am still living in the area, although I spent 3 years in Germany (Stuttgart). Fighting the age long battle against the bulge. Some days I am winning, some days the bulge is winning. I hang out with my dogs (three toy fox terrierists) and husband.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

List of Five Simple Things

5 things I plan to do before I die:
1. Obtain my goal weight
2. Maintain my goal weight
3. Visit all 50 states
4. Live as well as I can
5. Be financially secure
5 things I can do:
1. Curl my tongue.
2. Run 2 minutes at 5 MPH
3. Realize weight loss
4. Tell the truth
5. ohhhhhhhhh, embellish the truth
(just because I can tell the truth, doesn't mean that I can't embellish it)
5 things I cannot do:
1. Naps
2. Math - I am a math atheist
3. Full marathon (who wants to?)
4. Murder
5. Wear spiky high heels
5 Things that attract me to other people:
1. Honesty
2. Kindness
3. Intelligence
4. Playfulness
5. Honesty
5 things I say most often:
1. Whatever (boy, does this piss the husband off)
2. Nicht wahr (basically, it's whatever in German)
3. Nein!
4. Shit!
5. Fuck!
5 people I want to do this next:
1. Brett
2. Paul
3. Bbarb
4. Joan
5. Kris